Irony is the Shackles of Youth

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Fragment 1 | Fragment 2

What is it about October that makes we want to write about these three? Or in this case, these two. Remember, internet is for porn so this section is a big ol' NC-17.

( Dragon threesome, original, NC-17 for PORN )

HOW DID I MANAGE TO WRITE 5 PARTS OF THIS AND STILL NOT HAVE A TITLE FOR IT? Guh.

Since I didn't write yesterday, I'm trying to write extra today to catch up. I'm already behind still from family reunion. I'd like to say I'll catch up over Thanksgiving, but I know better. even if I don't quite make my quota, I'm at least writing quite a bit.

I think it's sad that instead of finishing the first series of stories for Ritter, I'm working on the second series. Sigh.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Bits and drabbles

( Ritter story, fragment, spoilers )

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Drabble

Since this is the first thing I've written in a while (and it's mostly typing up some previous written parts), I'm going to post it. Because darn it, I need to start writing again. Warning: has my comments to myself in it.

( Dragon threesome, fragment, contains author's comments )

Yesterday at the airport I decided to buy a couple of books to read on the flight. I'd brought three books to entertain me on the trip, but given the 3 hour flight delay, I wound up going through two of them and miome told me the third was depressing. I didn't want to read depressing. That meant stopping at the Borders in the Las Vegas airport and picking up a book.

I like trashy romance novels. I don't read them as much as I use to, but I especially like picking them up when I'm going to be flying. Why? Because they are usually easy reads that don't require a lot of deep thought and I can get through them in one plane ride. This meant that besides getting Terry Pratchett's latest (Making Money) I also checked out the romance section.

Oh god, I think the publisher's have been scanning my brain. Since it's not on the Amazon site, let me type up the blurb on the back of The Dragon Master.

( Back of the book blurb here )

Seriously, did anyone think I was going to be able to pass up a book with that on the back?

The book itself, alas, does not live up to the promise of the blurb. The writing is okay, but the character's reactions to situations are totally unbelievable. I mean really unbelievable. So much so that they have all the depth of a parking lot puddle at times. There moralistic debates are laughable at times. The pacing is off in that I felt that most of the book the characters were blindly moving from one disaster to the other for no other reason than the author needed something to move the plot forward. Which half the time, it didn't even succeed at doing. There were times I was wondering why the scene I'd just read had happened at all.

Also, the author was obviously in love with the characters she created in the previous two books set in this world, because she used every opportunity to have them appear. Worse of all, I felt like the sex scenes were being used as filler. Seriously, the two main characters had sex at the most random moments. Moments when normal people would be doing stuff like, oh I don't know, trying to save the world or panicking because they suddenly had powers they couldn't control.

I do have to admit though, I kind of want to read the other books in the series (which includes Dragon Heat and The Black Dragon). But the best (at least description wise) has got to be Dragon Actually. Read that description and tell me you are not desperately curious. I dare you.

It's still not good enough for me to want to buy them though. Anyone have them or want to buy them out of morbid curiosity? I'm willing to mail my copy off in trade if you'll send me the one you have. Maybe a bunch of us can do a book swap of them? ^_^

I am not on campus today. My throat is raw, my head hurts, I'm stuffed up, and my body aches. I am sick. I cannot afford to be sick, especially not tomorrow when I'm meeting up with my manager from my internship and the DNR. Ugh.

In sixteen more minutes, I am going to make myself take a shower instead of dozing on the couch.

If people have questions about the world the dragon threesome is set in, let me know. Since I'm doing the stories kind of piecemeal, I'm not putting into it the careful world-building I usually do. It's not that I don't have it planned out. It's just there's no good way to put it into the parts I'm writing, because really, no one wants me to go into several pages of world building right in the middle of getting to the porn. And I, for one, don't particularly feel like having people camping at my doorstep with pitchforks demanding that I make with the porn already.

This statement brought to you by this question and my response.

Same characters as found in here. Because dammit, if I'm going to be in a crappy mood due to my body being contrary, someone else is too. Still have no idea what to call this thing.

( Original fic, eventual threesome, PG-13 (right now) for language )

You know, the entire time I was writing this all I could think was "Well, at least Luke didn't lock himself in a closet." LOL, the irony.

Freshman year, first semester
Freshman year, second semester
Sophomore year, 1st & 2nd semester

( Junior year, first semester, PG-13 for totally justified language )

If you read the little fragment I posted yesterday, you'll see mention of "what happened last year with the paladins." This is what they are referring to. Poor Justin. His life is such a pain sometimes.

Took me a little bit longer than I intended to get this part out. Therefore you're getting the first semester and the short that comes after it (second semester). More tormenting and laughing at Justin.

( Justin, sophomore year, PG )

( Justin, sophomore year, second semester, PG-13 for language )

I think mentioned this poor guy to tygati once. I still find his entire existence to be hysterically funny. He sole purpose is to amuse me.

Yes, all dragons in a position of power are called Queens. XD

( STFU: Justin, Freshman Year )

This is what happens when I start rereading my STFU stuff.

For kiyoshi_chan. There's more to be written on it, but I'm not comfortable writing anything more descriptive at work.

( As a rule knights, even former knights, generally didn't like waking up with dragons coiled around them. It made them jumpy. And it was a bad thing to be jumpy when a very large predator shared your bed. )

The cut text is actually a couple of lines that didn't quite make it into the story, but summarized what was happening pretty well. XD

I have received confirmation that my snail_mail_porn partner has received my package. SCORE! My package has been slightly delayed for a very good reason (involving a hospital o_O). So I wait eagerly for my own package.

Despite my best efforts (involving screaming at the screen "MAKE WITH THE PORN ALREADY") this never got above a PG-13. There's always the sequel, which has already been started. So here it is, in all it's 28 page, 11,769 word glory.

EDIT: ENTRY TOO LONG? Damn. I'm going to have to divide it into two parts. ^^;

( Ransom, Part 1a, original, PG-13 )

I have no idea if I'll have to bump up that rating or not. We'll see as I write more.

maderr made an entry where she was basically plotting out a story idea. I love reading how people go through the thought process, and the idea was really nifty. Someone else mentioned having people do various versions of her idea. I asked if she minded if I did that, and she said go ahead.

This is the result. Even I was surprised at where my mind took the concept. I'll probably continue it tomorrow.

( The Witch King, PG-13, yaoi )

I should mention that this is a draft version, and I'll probably make corrections/additions as I write more on it. Still everything here is solid. The changes will be relatively minor.