Irony is the Shackles of Youth

Just too good not to write out.

( Completely NSFW )

Two nights ago it was warm in the apartment. When it's warm at night, I tend to remember my dreams more. I also tend to wake up, go back to sleep, and have multiple dreams that I remember. I only vaguely remember the first dream. There was a demon, a cave, a priest, and some yaoi involved. The clearest thing I remember was one villager turning to the priest and apropos of nothing saying "Remember the time (blank) slept with that guy to get him to stop calling us?" I don't remember the name he said, so I'm going to call him Kevin. It was so completely random (there were no phones and no technology in this world) that it stuck in my mind.

Obviously, it stuck in my mind so much that when I woke up and went back to sleep, I had a dream explaining that line.

( Remember the time Kevin slept with that guy to get him to stop calling us? )

miome said, after I told her the dream, that wouldn't it be funny if Kevin and crazy guy started dating? Of course my mind gave me a continuation of the dream plot where that did happen. But I'll leave it up to your imagination how. XD

EDIT: Edited so that you can actually read the story. Darn quotation marks.