Irony is the Shackles of Youth

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Fragment 1 | Fragment 2

What is it about October that makes we want to write about these three? Or in this case, these two. Remember, internet is for porn so this section is a big ol' NC-17.

( Dragon threesome, original, NC-17 for PORN )

HOW DID I MANAGE TO WRITE 5 PARTS OF THIS AND STILL NOT HAVE A TITLE FOR IT? Guh.

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO TAKE FIVE BAMBOO POLES AND MAKE A FUCKING TEE-PEE SHAPE THAT ACTUALLY STANDS? DAMMIT!

MAY 2012 = AVENGERS MOVIE. MUST GO SEE Steve's pecs Thor's biceps Tony's brains THIS MOVIE. FAN-GASM!

Captain America is the best, best lead in for another movie ever. It's like watching one giant preview for the Avengers movie. Not that I didn't like it... but AVENGERS. Definitely wait for after the credits.

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD.

D:

WHY DOES THE SEATTLE PUBLIC TRANSIT WEBSITE MAKE NO DAMN SENSE?

ALL I WANT TO DO IS BACK-UP MY COMPUTER LIKE A GOOD USER. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? IS IT?!?! WHY IS THIS SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS THING TO DO? WHY?

They make bags of Hershey's miniatures that are all made with dark chocolate?

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS SOONER?

In other news, tonight I made tuna melt sandwiches with Swiss cheese. I make them with Swiss cheese not because I don't like cheddar or American. It's because my stomach can't handle melted yellow cheeses for some odd reason. They were delicious. I am kind of scared that I have to give Paula Dean (Queen of All Things Should Include Butter) some credit for how good the tuna sandwiches were. On one of her shows, she mentioned that if you run out of butter, you can make grilled sandwiches using a thin layer of mayonnaise to brown the bread. I thought she was crazy. However, they do grill much more evenly and I prefer the taste of the mayonnaise on my tuna melt to the taste of butter. I also think they are less greasy, but I think that my be debated by some.

Now to finish my dinner and then eat some chocolate

Dear Google Docs,

STOP FUCKING MAKING DESERT BRIDE PRIVATE ONLY. I WANT TO SHARE IT. SHARE IT WITH EVERYONE. IT PISSES ME OFF THAT EVERY COUPLE OF MONTHS I HAVE TO DOUBLE CHECK AND RESET THE FUCKING PERMISSIONS ON THAT STORY. SO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.

Oh hey, I haven't worked on it since February. I should fix that.

Hugs and kisses,
Tsaiko

There are times when I absolutely love DC. miome and I are going to find a way to go to Perry's Drag Queen Brunch within the next couple of months. WE WILL MAKE IT SO. Even if it is a bit pricey. TOTALLY WORTH IT.

The guy up in the lab completely didn't read the email I sent him about printing my poster. He just assumed it was one of my fellow graduate student's poster. So not only did he set it to print on the wrong paper (meaning I can't make notes on it like I wanted to), he also set it to the wrong size and the wrong print quality. So now it's not only compressed, but the ink is smeared all over the glossy paper I didn't want him to use.

Then, he had the nerve to say "I don't understand why you didn't make the poster in Power Point." BECAUSE IT'S A SHITTY PIECE OF SOFTWARE THAT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE USED TO MAKE POSTERS YOU JACK ASS.

SON OF A BITCH.

MY NEW LAPTOP HAS SHIPPED.

SOON I WILL BE ABLE TO WRITE AGAIN. ON MY OWN COMPUTER.

AND MAYBE LEARN TO NOT TYPE IN ALL CAPS.

WE SHALL SEE.

I don't read the Anita Blake series. I just... don't. I think I managed about 2 1/2 of the novels before I just stopped. Not my cup of tea. This was before Laurell K. Hamilton's series dissolved into unremitting porn, so I've always wondered what it was about the books that just turned me off. Was it the characters? The plot? The writing?

While flying somewhere, miome picked up a book in another one of Laurell K. Hamilton's series. The book is called "A Lick of Frost" and is about, I kid you not, a fairy princess. Seriously. So far this is pretty much the entire plot of the book. "There is INTRIGUE and POLITICS. Then some people try to MURDER the fairy princess. But she ESCAPES! After she ESCAPES, she and her HOT BODYGUARDS who are sworn to PROTECT HER talk. And then they have SEX. Then there is more talking and it is DEEP AND MEANINGFUL. Then there is more SEX. ALL of her 20+ bodyguards LOVE HER because of the AWESOMENESS OF HER VAGINA."

I'm still in the middle of the part where she is having sex. It seems like she's been having sex for the last 100+ pages. It also seems that there is going to be even more sex before the damn book is over. What's even worse is that all these events? Take place in the space of one day. I feel like I'm back in the middle of Vagrant Story and am pondering when this chick has time to eat and pee between everything else shoved into her day.

I think sheer perversity is the only thing keeping me reading this. That, and Laurell K. Hamilton does not have a bad writing style. The writing itself is actually enjoyable to read. I think it's her characters and plot that are killing it for me.

After this, I'm just going to make it a point to give her stuff a miss.

EDIT: And then fucking rose petals fell wherever she tread? Give me a break.