Irony is the Shackles of Youth

Tsaiko: I see you've been on a Tsubasa kick lately.
Miome: .. yeah. ^_^;;;
Miome: 'Oh look, new source of fluff!'
Tsaiko: Yaoi included.
Tsaiko: Vampirism optional.

And then later on:

Miome: Is space alien kosher? I get the terrible feeling someone has actually answered this question.
Tsaiko: *dies*