Irony is the Shackles of Youth

tygati posted this picture of one of the pitfalls of Gaia's ZOMG game. That is, sometimes while walking you get stuck behind trees. Or bushes. Or a random hump of sand. This is especially true if you use the arrow keys to steer, which I do because I have a close range attack and it's hard to get close enough to an enemy with the mouse AND attack the thing before it's flinging you half-way across the screen. However, this doesn't even begin to cover the number of problems I encounter in ZOMG, ( which seems to go more like the following: )

There are a few bugs in the game and I? I am finding every damn one of them. At least I still have a sense of humor about it.

Okay, this morning I randomly got a private message sent to me on Gaia with the following Spanish in it:

TODOS LOS SANTOS COMENTE BESTE MASTE!

About the only word I get in that is "todos" which is "all." So the sentence to me read "all something verb adjective something." Yeah, my Spanish is real good. I can go so far as to recognize one word and identify some as different the parts of speech. Translating on-line produces the usual garbage.

Anyone want to translate? I just deleted it off but I'd like to know what some random person said to me. Apologies if I've somehow put up something very heinous and vile (let me know and I'll lj-cut it).