Irony is the Shackles of Youth

Just some bits of story that didn't quite make it into the snail_mail_porn version.

( Ransom Fragments, PG )

I have received confirmation that my snail_mail_porn partner has received my package. SCORE! My package has been slightly delayed for a very good reason (involving a hospital o_O). So I wait eagerly for my own package.

Despite my best efforts (involving screaming at the screen "MAKE WITH THE PORN ALREADY") this never got above a PG-13. There's always the sequel, which has already been started. So here it is, in all it's 28 page, 11,769 word glory.

EDIT: ENTRY TOO LONG? Damn. I'm going to have to divide it into two parts. ^^;

( Ransom, Part 1a, original, PG-13 )