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Two nights ago it was warm in the apartment. When it's warm at night, I tend to remember my dreams more. I also tend to wake up, go back to sleep, and have multiple dreams that I remember. I only vaguely remember the first dream. There was a demon, a cave, a priest, and some yaoi involved. The clearest thing I remember was one villager turning to the priest and apropos of nothing saying "Remember the time (blank) slept with that guy to get him to stop calling us?" I don't remember the name he said, so I'm going to call him Kevin. It was so completely random (there were no phones and no technology in this world) that it stuck in my mind.

Obviously, it stuck in my mind so much that when I woke up and went back to sleep, I had a dream explaining that line.



Parts I remember start off with a group of about seven people sitting around a office with about four desks in it. They're all talking about using the space to start a paranormal agency. Obviously all them are sensitive to that sort of thing naturally or have had some sort of experience which made them sensitive. There's an older gentlemen in a business suit who is arguing with them about using his office, never mind that his company went under a month ago and he's stuck in a seven year lease for the building that he can't get out of.

Suddenly, the phone rings. The business man looks up at the clock and asks "What's today's date?" There's some shared looks before someone says "The 17th. Why?" Business man sighs. "Could one of you grab that? Just tell him that she's not here but she may be in later."

More looks. The phone keeps ringing. Finally Kevin picks up and answers. "Hello?"

"I need to speak to Amelia." The voice is male, slightly breathless, and very urgent.

"I'm sorry, she's not here. She may be in later."

"Liar," the voice hisses before the man on the line slams down the phone. Kevin jumps. Of course, they all look to business man to find out the story. Seems on the 17th of the month at exactly 4:15 a guy calls asking for Amelia. He will not accept that she's not there. If you tell him that, he calls back every fifteen minutes demanding to know why you won't let him speak to her. Is she mad at him for some reason? Is she ill? Eventually business man discovered that if you said she wasn't there but would be back later the guy would hang up on you.

Fast forward several months. The paranormal agency idea has taken off. They basically put restless ghosts to rest and help people deal with the aftermath. Everyone in the office has learned how to deal with the 4:15 guy. They take turns. On month he calls and Kevin picks up.

"I need to speak to Amelia."

"I'm sorry, she's not here," Kevin begins. He's about to finish the line, when completely different words come out of his mouth. "If you come in about an hour you can see her."

"I'll be there." Then the line goes dead. Kevin is freaking out because something made him say those words. He could feel it. Everyone else is freaking out because the crazy 4:15 guy is coming there in an hour.

An hour goes by. Kevin is feeling more and more strange. Everyone is worried. Suddenly the door to the office opens. In steps this guy, maybe mid-twenties. His hair is long and slightly unkept. His clothes are wrinkled. His eyes are slightly bloodshot and more than slightly maniacal. He wouldn't be bad looking if he cleaned up and didn't look so crazy. Guy stalks over to Kevin. Everyone is watching.

"Amelia?"

Kevin speaks in a voice pattern that isn't his. "Yes. It's me." He is possessed.

Next thing you know crazy guy and Kevin are making out. The other six people are staring with eyes wide. Crazy guy grabs Kevin, pulls him over to a desk (why couldn't it be Kevin's desk one of his co-workers later grumbles), pushes down onto said desk, pulls off both their pants, and well... I think you can imagine where that goes. Keep in mind the window is still wide open. One of the co-workers suggests they go into one of the back offices. Everyone immediately agrees. Not that this blocks out any of the sounds, but at least they don't have to watch Kevin and crazy guy have anal sex in the middle of their office.

Afterwards crazy guy is resting against Kevin. "She's gone, isn't she?"

"Yes," Kevin replies. He's no longer possessed and still trying to deal with the fact that he just had anal sex with a stranger in the middle of the office. Crazy guy starts crying. Not quite knowing what to do, Kevin hugs him. Some time later crazy guy cleans them up, thanks Kevin, and leaves.

Seems that Amelia use to work in the office. One day she died (never did say how). They found her picture in a box in a storage closet with crazy guy standing behind her looking a few years younger and a lot less crazy. He was her boyfriend. The group figured out he must have been sensitive to ghosts, saw her spirit through the window, and became obsessed with her still being there. This only bound her more tightly to this world. When she and her boyfriend were together one last time (through Kevin) the bond was broken and she could move on.

Forever afterwards, Kevin's coworkers referred to the incident as "The time Kevin has sex with that guy in order to get him to stop calling us."



[livejournal.com profile] miome said, after I told her the dream, that wouldn't it be funny if Kevin and crazy guy started dating? Of course my mind gave me a continuation of the dream plot where that did happen. But I'll leave it up to your imagination how. XD

EDIT: Edited so that you can actually read the story. Darn quotation marks.
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