All Tygati's fault
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tsaikoBoth the drabble and the link are NSFW.
Caleb froze the minute he walked into Stew's apartment. "Oh my god... why is that in your living room?"
"What... oh. It's some piece of abstract art my mom gave me."
"Your mother?!?" Caleb had met Mrs. Greenberg. She was quite possibly the most straight-laced, corporate America middle managed type ever created. "Your mother put a whale penis dildo is your apartment?"
"A WHAT?" Stew shouted. Stew's head whipped around so fast, Caleb was surprised his neck didn't crack.
"A killer whale penis dildo!" As if Stew didn't understand what he was saying the first time.
"Where did... I mean... how do you even know that?!?!"
"Um..." Caleb could feel the painful blush as it made it's way up his cheeks. "I plead the 5th?"
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For those of you wondering just what the hell I'm talking about, I present to you the orca penis dildo.
Caleb froze the minute he walked into Stew's apartment. "Oh my god... why is that in your living room?"
"What... oh. It's some piece of abstract art my mom gave me."
"Your mother?!?" Caleb had met Mrs. Greenberg. She was quite possibly the most straight-laced, corporate America middle managed type ever created. "Your mother put a whale penis dildo is your apartment?"
"A WHAT?" Stew shouted. Stew's head whipped around so fast, Caleb was surprised his neck didn't crack.
"A killer whale penis dildo!" As if Stew didn't understand what he was saying the first time.
"Where did... I mean... how do you even know that?!?!"
"Um..." Caleb could feel the painful blush as it made it's way up his cheeks. "I plead the 5th?"
***
For those of you wondering just what the hell I'm talking about, I present to you the orca penis dildo.
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Date: 6/22/08 10:08 pm (UTC)And, ooh, I remember that site. I spent almost the entire time cringing in horror at the sizes (and shapes) of everything (when I wasn't going, "huh, so that's what a 's penis looks like"). Most of them was "front view... nice, rawr", followed by "side view... fuck HELL NO!".
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Date: 6/23/08 09:28 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 6/24/08 03:35 am (UTC)Very funny.
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Date: 7/4/08 04:43 pm (UTC)...*dies, just dies laughing* XD
You are the roxxors. <33