INCOHERENT RAGE

Thursday, June 2nd, 2011 06:27 pm
tsaiko: Gif of a lemming falling off an edge (biwa)
[personal profile] tsaiko
A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD.

D:

(no subject)

Date: 6/2/11 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctorskuld.livejournal.com
This has happened to me once too, except it was a bird with horrific diarrhea, so it got both me and a friend of mine.

My condolences.

(no subject)

Date: 6/2/11 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsaiko.livejournal.com
I got a bird that had been eating berries, so it was purple.

Not happy. Not happy at all.

(no subject)

Date: 6/2/11 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skyknyt.livejournal.com
I would have gone with ):

because you don't want to leave your mouth open around birds like that

(no subject)

Date: 6/2/11 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsaiko.livejournal.com
Okay, that comment is full of win.

(no subject)

Date: 6/2/11 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] niravive.livejournal.com
*hugs* It always sucks royally (or royalty as I first typed) when birds that are not your own poop on you. At least I know where Nemo's been. Strange birds? Not so much. May the indignity scrub off with shampoo.

(no subject)

Date: 6/3/11 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsaiko.livejournal.com
I agree. I'm totally fine with my animals doing occasional disgusting stuff that I have to deal with. I signed up for that when I became a pet owner. Wildlife does not have the same pass.

(no subject)

Date: 6/3/11 09:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riayl.livejournal.com
Oh man, I so totally know what that is like. We have these rampant weed plants with huge berry things on them and the birds love them and they turn everything a vibrant violent purple and yes I have been bombed with it. The suckage is absolute. *comforts*

Though, I did get to see one of them hit a person I seriously detested once, huge white and purple globs plopping onto their head and oozing down their face...that was just...stupendously marvelous. *twinkle*

(no subject)

Date: 6/3/11 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsaiko.livejournal.com
There's some sort of berry (it looks like blackberries, but it's up in the trees so I'm not sure what it actually is) that the birds are eating. How do I know this? Because the poop was purple. Sigh.

My sister actually got pooped on my a seagull after I told her not to feed them by holding up a potato chip in her hand and letting them take it. Once I realize she hadn't been attacked, I laughed. :D

(no subject)

Date: 6/3/11 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] riayl.livejournal.com
yeah, it's funny as hell as long as it's happening to someone else, right? *twinkle*

(no subject)

Date: 6/3/11 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kayay.livejournal.com
*tires not to laugh* I'm... so so sorry I... *fails*

Karma shall get me though, and I'm sure I'll be pooped on soon for this.

(no subject)

Date: 6/3/11 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsaiko.livejournal.com
I admit: after I washed my hair, I laughed. Miome laughed. It is funny.

Not so much right after though.

(no subject)

Date: 6/4/11 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sheltem.livejournal.com
It could have been worse. (http://sexylosers.com/078.html)

Who am I?

tsaiko: Gif of a lemming falling off an edge (Default)
tsaiko

November 2019

M T W T F S S
    123
45678910
11121314151617
1819202122 2324
252627282930 

What I talk about