You know how I'd like to start off 2011?

[tsaiko]

Dear digestive tract,

You know what? I can start pooping out something with more consistency than soggy cereal run through a blender any time now. You do remember that shit is not supposed to be liquid, right? RIGHT? I know I'm not getting nearly enough nutrients/calories from what I'm putting into you because I am starving by meal time. And you cheerfully accept whatever I put on you. Then you swiftly send it out the other end. Slow down and enjoy the food I'm eating. It won't kill you.

The only reason I'm not more worried is that I've made sure my liquid intake has kept up with my liquid output, so I'm not in danger of dehydrating right now. But serious, solid poop. It's my New Year's request.

No love,
Tsaiko


Short version: I've swung back from thinking that I had food poisoning of some sort back to the theory that I have some stomach bug.

Comments

[miome.livejournal.com]

For once, I wish I hadn't read ....

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

Can't say I didn't warn you. :)

[amatsubu.livejournal.com]

Are you sure this is a stomach bug and not something else???

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure. Things seem to slowly be correcting themselves. It's just taking a bit of time. I've had this happen before with stomach bugs, but not that often. I'm more annoyed that it happened during my week off.

[amatsubu.livejournal.com]

Things like this always seem to happen on vacations, holidays, or the most inconvenient of times! Hope you get to feeling better soon!!!

[sheltem.livejournal.com]

worms.

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

Bzzzzt. Wrong answer. Please try again. :D