You know how I'd like to start off 2011?

[tsaiko]

Dear digestive tract,

You know what? I can start pooping out something with more consistency than soggy cereal run through a blender any time now. You do remember that shit is not supposed to be liquid, right? RIGHT? I know I'm not getting nearly enough nutrients/calories from what I'm putting into you because I am starving by meal time. And you cheerfully accept whatever I put on you. Then you swiftly send it out the other end. Slow down and enjoy the food I'm eating. It won't kill you.

The only reason I'm not more worried is that I've made sure my liquid intake has kept up with my liquid output, so I'm not in danger of dehydrating right now. But serious, solid poop. It's my New Year's request.

No love,
Tsaiko


Short version: I've swung back from thinking that I had food poisoning of some sort back to the theory that I have some stomach bug.