Tsaiko and Miome Theater: Six signs your heading down the aisle

[tsaiko]

Upon seeing an article titled "6 Signs You're Headed Down Aisle"

Miome: You're wearing a diamond ring.
Tsaiko: In a church.
Miome: While in a white dress.
Tsaiko: Everyone in the pews is standing.
Miome: You have flowers in hand.
Tsaiko: "Here Comes the Bride" is playing.

Comments

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't there be a shot gun involved in there somewhere? And cats, there have to be cats scampering ahead (place food bowls at the aisle's end). Cats with flowers in their collars trying to trip the people walking up the aisle. It's tradition.

[theotherdibbler.livejournal.com]

...you apparently have very strange traditions for weddings in your area. O.o

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Well I have to admit the shot gun isn't really traditional but the cats, minus the flowers, practice all the time for the tripping of people part, especially when there's food put down.

[theotherdibbler.livejournal.com]

I suppose it is one of the True Arts of catdom.