Tsaiko and Miome Theater: Six signs your heading down the aisle

Upon seeing an article titled "6 Signs You're Headed Down Aisle"

Miome: You're wearing a diamond ring.
Tsaiko: In a church.
Miome: While in a white dress.
Tsaiko: Everyone in the pews is standing.
Miome: You have flowers in hand.
Tsaiko: "Here Comes the Bride" is playing.