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Co-worker1: Mostly I hunt deer.
IT guy: I bet that's interesting.
Co-worker1: Yeah, I do it often enough that I have a butt plug plunger.
IT guy: ...
Co-worker2: ...
Tsaiko: *cracks up laughing*
Co-worker2: A what?!?!
Co-worker1: A butt plug plunger. You use it when you field dress a deer.
Tsaiko: Seriously? How do you use it?
Co-worker1: *describes in detail how you field dress a deer with this thing, I will spare you all the details*
IT guy: *typing slows down and a look of horror comes over his face*
Co-worker1: Oh hey, IT Guy. Aren't you going to lunch after this?
IT guy: *mutters* Not any more.


For those of you wondering what the hell my co-worker was talking about, here is an example. You do not even want to know how many websites I had to wade through to actually find an example of what he was talking about.

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Date: 12/4/09 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suntyger.livejournal.com
THAT IS A THING I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW EXISTED

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Date: 12/4/09 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsaiko.livejournal.com
NEITHER DID I.

Although it was 100 times worse when the co-worker started describing it.

Who am I?

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