My co-workers are as odd as I am

[tsaiko]

Co-worker1: Mostly I hunt deer.
IT guy: I bet that's interesting.
Co-worker1: Yeah, I do it often enough that I have a butt plug plunger.
IT guy: ...
Co-worker2: ...
Tsaiko: *cracks up laughing*
Co-worker2: A what?!?!
Co-worker1: A butt plug plunger. You use it when you field dress a deer.
Tsaiko: Seriously? How do you use it?
Co-worker1: *describes in detail how you field dress a deer with this thing, I will spare you all the details*
IT guy: *typing slows down and a look of horror comes over his face*
Co-worker1: Oh hey, IT Guy. Aren't you going to lunch after this?
IT guy: *mutters* Not any more.


For those of you wondering what the hell my co-worker was talking about, here is an example. You do not even want to know how many websites I had to wade through to actually find an example of what he was talking about.

Comments

[the-camster.livejournal.com]

*completely blank face* I am horribly stuck between laughing out loud or just sitting here, scared, and thinking about all the circumstances when this could be used as torture... -_-;

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

It is kind of horrifying. Even more horrifying when you hear your co-worker describe it. Bleck.

[the-camster.livejournal.com]

I really can't imagine... and I would rather not. Bleck indeed... D

[andra-sashner.livejournal.com]

That's exaaaaaaactly what I was thinking. Geez. I know some people get it into their heads to load a gun and shoot off at innocent people but if someone were seriously twisted and knew about this tool? Some sadistic homophobe??

Oh my dear Gods, I cannot imagine...!

[theotherdibbler.livejournal.com]

Oh my dear Gods, I cannot imagine...!
And I am trying not to.


I'm also trying to decide if I'm brave enough to check out the video on the website.

I mean, the reasoning behind the tool makes sense, but the mental images.

Congratulations Tsaiko, you have successfully distracted me from my unemployment woes. At least temporarily.

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

Luckily, the video doesn't load.

Unluckily, my curiosity got the better of me and I found a video on Youtube.

I recommend not looking.

(PS - If you are looking for a job and would like resume help, I am more than happy to look over it for you)

[theotherdibbler.livejournal.com]

I believe I shall take your advice.

(Thanks, but I don't think it's my resume that's the problem, at least, not for professional jobs, there's just not many of those going. It might well be what's scaring off the people handing out the unskilled casual work though.)

[suntyger.livejournal.com]

THAT IS A THING I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW EXISTED

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

NEITHER DID I.

Although it was 100 times worse when the co-worker started describing it.

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

I know. Trust me, I know.

On the bright side, it's nice to know that my co-workers are as bizarre as I am in their own way.

[elfowls-nest.livejournal.com]

O_o
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o_O
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>,<
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@_@

Congratulations, you have successfully traumatized me for the evening!

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

Do I get a trophy? XD

[animeartistjo.livejournal.com]

*whimpers* I'm too scared to click on the video link.

It has such a simple, bright, almost-IKEA look to it! *shivers*

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

Luckily the video link doesn't work.

I do have to say that I hope like hell they don't sell those things at IKEA. DO NOT WANT.

[rappleart3.livejournal.com]

Omg, you just made my night. Wait, omg you can probably help me with my problems, but let me get to this first...
I have been struggling with stupid GIS programs and I am so frickin' frustrated... but now that suddenly seems totally minor.

I'm stuck between laughing so loud that the other people in this lab are staring at me and being completely horrified.


Btw, are you familiar with GRASS, tsaiko? I was *this close* to throttling it and the comp...

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

I haven't used many free GIS software programs, so I don't know how much help I'd be. But what are you trying to do?

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

Okay, see, I clicked on the link before I looked at your cut, so like EEEEEEEEEEEeWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

That said, I am totally not surprised that you cracked up. XD

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

I really did not ever expect to hear the phrase "butt plug plunger" at work. It would take a stronger person than me to not laugh at that.

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

Yes, this is very true. XD

[wittyilynamed.livejournal.com]

What sadistic bastard named it Butt Out?

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

I have to admit, I was kind of appalled by the name as well.

[kayay.livejournal.com]

But... it should be HOT PINK!