Why I'm posting at 6am

[tsaiko]

Uterus: Surprise!
Tsaiko: What?
Uterus: It's a period.
Tsaiko: But I have another week...
Uterus: Now you don't.
Tsaiko: You are kidding me? Now?
Uterus: I know it's a day late for your girlfriend's birthday, but it'll at least ruin your weekend.
Tsaiko: Son of a...