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tygati.livejournal.com

Can't breathe... laughing too hard...

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tsaiko.livejournal.com

I don't know which I like better: the stories of the animals wrecking the nativities or the fiber optic halo surrounding Jesus.

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m-steelgrave.livejournal.com

This makes me all the more disappointed that I couldn't get tickets to the Scientologist Nativity in ATL this year. Boo.

I think the goose costumes would be funnier if I didn't live in the land where people do such things as dress their lawn ornaments according to season.

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tsaiko.livejournal.com

I think my best "lawn ornament/Christmas decoration" story comes from a friend of mine. Her mom wanted one of those deer statues to put in her front yard. So she told her husband. Husband goes "Oh. You want a deer for the front yard? Okay." and proceeds to go out and get a life sized deer decoy. Not exactly what she had in mind.

Around Christmas they put blinking lights around the deer decoy and set him out in the front yard. The only problem was the lights were older and blinked very slowly. My friend said you could hear people slow waaaaay down when they saw this huge, antlered deer in the yard. Then they'd hit the gas and speed off when it suddenly lit up and they realized it wasn't real.

It is a wonder their house was never shot at.

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zombiebanana.livejournal.com

OH LAWDY. THERE'S A GIANT INFLATABLE JOSEPH ON MY LAWN.

That and the cement goose nativity scene, the Nativity cookie cutters and chocolate set, the creepy Jesus nativity mirror...oh man. xD Classics.

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tsaiko.livejournal.com

Someone pointed this site to me and I absolutely HAD TO bookmark it. I still love the baby Jesus's (MORE THAN ONE!) surrounded by fiber optic halos. It's DISCO JESUS.

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zombiebanana.livejournal.com

JESUS WAS MULTIPLES!? xD

There were so many things on those sites that made me laugh really hard...like that one ceramic nativity with Mary, Joseph and Jesus, and they all had :O faces. xD Scott was wondering what was wrong with me.

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