I am about to do something stupid

Because out fireplace has no mantle and is floor to ceiling stone work, I need to attach two hooks to the ceiling in order to hang anything (like a mirror) over the fireplace.

I am about to type "how do I attach hooks to the ceiling" into google.

I am going to get a lot of really, really interesting hits on this one.

Tsaiko and Miome Theater: Studfinder

I totally forgot about this bit of conversation until tygati mentioned the studfinder.

Miome: I need to get a new studfinder. Preferably one that actually works. My old one never did work well.
Tsaiko: *snerk*
Miome: What?
Tsaiko: Insert any terrible joke here.
Miome: *sudden realization* That's terrible.
Tsaiko: To be honest, I'm glad your stud finder never worked well. Otherwise, you wouldn't have wound up with me. :D