TMI alert!

Friday, February 25th, 2011 03:33 pm
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Dear bowels,

You know what I want? Not a pony. Not a completely articulated mononykus skeleton. Not even a millions dollars. No. What I want is to be able to use the bathroom without my poop resembling the consistency of a brick. I should not feel violated by taking a dump.

No love,
Tsaiko

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Date: 2/26/11 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rappleart3.livejournal.com
Ahahaha...

I should not be laughing but I've felt that sooo many times... Try eating more fiber? Or some colace.

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