Dear bowels,
You know what I want? Not a pony. Not a completely articulated
mononykus skeleton. Not even a millions dollars. No. What I want is to be able to use the bathroom without my poop resembling the consistency of a brick. I should not feel violated by taking a dump.
No love,
Tsaiko
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Date: 2/26/11 03:39 am (UTC)I should not be laughing but I've felt that sooo many times... Try eating more fiber? Or some colace.