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There is nothing worse than stepping in a cold, slimy hairball. Ugh.

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Date: 12/19/10 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charisstoma.livejournal.com
My sister recommends stepping barefooted on a nicely presented spit-wet dead mouse. They pop.

Having your tiny or not so tiny loved one barf semi-solids onto a t-shirt that you are wearing also ranks up there. You have to pull it off over your hair, so not only does it stick to your body but you have to juggle how to safely get it over your head. Yes, putting the sick little person on the floor while you do this is acceptable. No, it is not recommended to take the little one into the shower with you because they are slippery while wet. Wearing your child's vomit on a 30 minute drive in high humidity 80+ degree temperatures.. I don't like grape juice anymore.

See cold slimy hair ball, not so bad.

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Date: 12/19/10 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsaiko.livejournal.com
I do have one that beats the hairball. Getting air sick on a 12 hour overnight flight to another country when there are no air sick bags available. Not only did I manage to puke on myself (twice, the third time I actually made it to the bathroom), I also had to attempt to clean myself off in the airplane bathroom. I don't think I did too good a job, as I could smell myself for the next 10+ hours before we got to the hotel so I could change. I didn't get much sleep either, so going through customs was extra, extra fun.

The poor drug sniffing dog at the airport got one whiff of me and backed off real quick. I was too miserable to feel bad for him at the time.

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Date: 12/19/10 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charisstoma.livejournal.com
I should not be laughing. I should not. Dramamine is my best buddy.
Drug sniffing dog wanting nothing to do with you was for the win. And yes, there are times when the concept of being put out of one's misery feels like a kindness.

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Date: 12/19/10 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsaiko.livejournal.com
I didn't have Dramamine on me because I use to never get air sick. I wasn't expecting it. I've since discovered that if the flight is more than 4 hours, I now need to take some Dramamine in order to be fine. Doing that, I was fine on the 16 hour flight to Hawaii.

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Date: 12/19/10 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wittyilynamed.livejournal.com
Image stepping in your your cats barf that has bits of your hamster floating in it.

Mm.

Oh man, your story pwns all. That must have been awful.

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Date: 12/20/10 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] syndelar.livejournal.com
Maybe...stepping on a dead bird and squishing it? Maybe?

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