Only me

[tsaiko]

One of the things I have through my company is a card to access the building. I keep this on a lanyard around my neck in a plastic sleeve along with my company ID in another plastic sleeve. Today I went to the bathroom and while sitting down, the plastic sleeve for the access card caught on my clothing and broke. I grabbed at it but the card fell out and into the toilet. Wonderful. So I get up to see how I can go about fishing out my building access card.

Forgetting that the toilets are automatic flushing toilets.

You ever stand there, with your pants around your ankles, staring at he toilet and wondering "Did that really just happen to me?" I have. Now I have a request in for a new building access card since my old one is somewhere in the plumbing.

Only me.

Comments

[kayay.livejournal.com]

First, I shall laugh with you.

Next, I'm going to be extra careful when I go to the bathroom, because my ID is on a lanyard and plastic sleeve too, and it'd be just like Karma for it to happen to me after laughing.

XD

[amatsubu.livejournal.com]

Oh my! I HATE those toilets...

[ryuneko.livejournal.com]

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a long time ago, saw my cell phone execute
a beautiful full gainer with a triple twist
into the ceramic temporary collection storage area.

can sympathize.

I feed the street cats here (Ukr).... should send you a pic.
The technique is to pour a circle of cat food on top
of the manhole cover - multiple eating stations
- they love me.......

occasionally we dig up mastodon bones that end up in the
local museum. big suckers.
I don't know the diff between a mastodon and a wolly mamoth ...
Dnepor river sands area in central Ukraine....
like I said: big F bones.
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cheers.
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I hate auto toilets

[hohaiyee.livejournal.com]

Many of the flush when you are sitting on them, and the one in the Food building at the Canadian Exhibition splashes so I avoid them like hell.