Tsaiko and Miome Theater: Everything is better with vampires. Sort of.

[tsaiko]

Miome: People on Gaia keep asking me if I like Twilight.
Tsaiko: How do you respond to that?
Miome: I told them the truth. That it reminded me of the Titanic phase and I hoped the hype would end soon.
Tsaiko: Just like Titanic. Except with more vampires.
Miome: Titanic would have been better with vampires.
Tsaiko: Would they be in the wreckage when the boat went down? Because when the people came to rescue the survivors... VAMPIRES!
Miome: Actually they would trapped in the wreckage at the bottom of the ocean.
Tsaiko: Waiting for people to find the wreckage.
Miome: Then they would attack.
Tsaiko: It would be the worse plot to a horror movie ever.

Later:
Tsaiko: You'd have that one vampire trapped in a room and one of the explorers trapped with him. And the vampire is being all emo at him about how he's a vampire and trapped at the bottom of the ocean. Whine. Whine. Whine.
Miome: LOL
Tsaiko: And the explorer is like "Can you just kill me? Because anything is better than listening to you bitch until I die."
Miome: Then the vampire realizes that if the explorer dies, he'll have no one to complain to. So he bites the guy and makes him a vampire as well.
Tsaiko: LOL.
Miome: The explorer makes it and is actually a pretty well adjusted vampire. Except when someone starts whining. Then he goes ballistic.
Tsaiko: I approve.

Comments

[zeffy-amethyst.livejournal.com]

I feel that it is imperative to mention that the best way to shut a mouth is to occupy it. ^_^

[theotherdibbler.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! XD

*mental image of trapped vampires playing cards to while away the ages until someone finds the wreck*

[broken-moons.livejournal.com]

You know, I always kinda figured that vampire strength + no breathing = easy escape from a shipwreck. But that'd make the movie a very short one. So I think I like the way you're thinking better. :D

Also, these posts make me wish Metaquotes didn't have a thing about posting real life conversations. I want to shaaaare. *__*

[alice_montrose]

I fully approve! XD

[kyme.livejournal.com]

I must also approve. And add that if I were that new!vampire, I'd use my amazing vampire superpowers to shut 1st vampire up. Ya know. Because I have sparkles.

[theotherdibbler.livejournal.com]

Well I know I'd certainly shut up if a vampire came and sparkled at me - laughing too hard to speak counts as shutting up, right?

[jyuufish.livejournal.com]

TITANIC -WOULD- OF BEEN BETTER WITH VAMPIRES.. DEFINITELY.

Oh man, it's playing out in my head right now. We could send the vampires to kill the theme song too.

[jyuufish.livejournal.com]

That icon! I'm sorry, just stumbled across it but it's so beautiful and one of my favorite sailor moon pairings. Who is the artist, do you know? Do you have a link to a site or anything? I'm sitting here drooling at it right now.

[alice_montrose]

Ah yes. The image is from is Tata, a lovely Russian artist that you can find on DeviantArt... or visit her site here.