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tsaikoMiome: People on Gaia keep asking me if I like Twilight.
Tsaiko: How do you respond to that?
Miome: I told them the truth. That it reminded me of the Titanic phase and I hoped the hype would end soon.
Tsaiko: Just like Titanic. Except with more vampires.
Miome: Titanic would have been better with vampires.
Tsaiko: Would they be in the wreckage when the boat went down? Because when the people came to rescue the survivors... VAMPIRES!
Miome: Actually they would trapped in the wreckage at the bottom of the ocean.
Tsaiko: Waiting for people to find the wreckage.
Miome: Then they would attack.
Tsaiko: It would be the worse plot to a horror movie ever.
Later:
Tsaiko: You'd have that one vampire trapped in a room and one of the explorers trapped with him. And the vampire is being all emo at him about how he's a vampire and trapped at the bottom of the ocean. Whine. Whine. Whine.
Miome: LOL
Tsaiko: And the explorer is like "Can you just kill me? Because anything is better than listening to you bitch until I die."
Miome: Then the vampire realizes that if the explorer dies, he'll have no one to complain to. So he bites the guy and makes him a vampire as well.
Tsaiko: LOL.
Miome: The explorer makes it and is actually a pretty well adjusted vampire. Except when someone starts whining. Then he goes ballistic.
Tsaiko: I approve.
Tsaiko: How do you respond to that?
Miome: I told them the truth. That it reminded me of the Titanic phase and I hoped the hype would end soon.
Tsaiko: Just like Titanic. Except with more vampires.
Miome: Titanic would have been better with vampires.
Tsaiko: Would they be in the wreckage when the boat went down? Because when the people came to rescue the survivors... VAMPIRES!
Miome: Actually they would trapped in the wreckage at the bottom of the ocean.
Tsaiko: Waiting for people to find the wreckage.
Miome: Then they would attack.
Tsaiko: It would be the worse plot to a horror movie ever.
Later:
Tsaiko: You'd have that one vampire trapped in a room and one of the explorers trapped with him. And the vampire is being all emo at him about how he's a vampire and trapped at the bottom of the ocean. Whine. Whine. Whine.
Miome: LOL
Tsaiko: And the explorer is like "Can you just kill me? Because anything is better than listening to you bitch until I die."
Miome: Then the vampire realizes that if the explorer dies, he'll have no one to complain to. So he bites the guy and makes him a vampire as well.
Tsaiko: LOL.
Miome: The explorer makes it and is actually a pretty well adjusted vampire. Except when someone starts whining. Then he goes ballistic.
Tsaiko: I approve.