The joke's on me
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 12:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tsaikoSo this morning, I had vertigo so bad that I threw up. Always a good way to start the day. I'm still having moments of dizziness, but it's getting better. At least I haven't thrown up any more. ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
miome is a saint, BTW.
Also my cat believes that any time I lay down on the couch, I am obviously doing it so she can lay on me. "You're not feeling well mommy? Oh well. At least you're staying still long enough for me to lay down on you." Thanks cat. -_-
And now for something completely different. You can blame the idea on Miome, but I totally came up with the example. I know half of you are going to click on the LJ cut just for the title alone.
Here is the scenario: there is a slightly seedy BDSM club. It is on fire. ALL of your characters are in it. Why are they there and how do they get out? This can be original characters or characters in any fandom you follow. Comment with the best ones you come up with. Be sure to mention which fandom/original story they are from. An example:
- Sam and Dean (from Supernatural) are there investigating a case. Dean is actually the one who caught the club on fire. He wanted to just leave but Sam wouldn't let him. "We at least need to warn someone Dean." This led to Dean approaching the bar and telling the bartender "Uh... by the way, your second floor is on fire." Sam went out a back window while Dean calmly walked out the front door.
Okay people, comment with the best stories about your characters given this scenario. I'm curious. ^^
miome is a saint, BTW.Also my cat believes that any time I lay down on the couch, I am obviously doing it so she can lay on me. "You're not feeling well mommy? Oh well. At least you're staying still long enough for me to lay down on you." Thanks cat. -_-
And now for something completely different. You can blame the idea on Miome, but I totally came up with the example. I know half of you are going to click on the LJ cut just for the title alone.
Here is the scenario: there is a slightly seedy BDSM club. It is on fire. ALL of your characters are in it. Why are they there and how do they get out? This can be original characters or characters in any fandom you follow. Comment with the best ones you come up with. Be sure to mention which fandom/original story they are from. An example:
- Sam and Dean (from Supernatural) are there investigating a case. Dean is actually the one who caught the club on fire. He wanted to just leave but Sam wouldn't let him. "We at least need to warn someone Dean." This led to Dean approaching the bar and telling the bartender "Uh... by the way, your second floor is on fire." Sam went out a back window while Dean calmly walked out the front door.
Okay people, comment with the best stories about your characters given this scenario. I'm curious. ^^
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Date: 4/1/08 05:18 pm (UTC)Ash: Would attempt to make sure Wens gets out okay but would inevitably foul it up by being a martyr( falling beam and all that, and Wens would equally inevitably save them both. Then there would be sex. Lots of it. Angry, 'I thought I lost you' sex. <3
Harry Potter: WOULD MAGICK THE FLAMES AWAY, BUT ONE MUST WONDER, WHAT WAS HE DOING IN A SEEDY BDSM CLUB ANYWAY, EH? THOSE HEROES, THEY LIKE IT WITH A BIT OF PAIN, AHUR-HUR.
Draco Malfoy: WOULD SCREAM AND THEN CRY. THEN HIS MUMMY WOULD HAVE TO SAVE HIM. THEN THERE WOULD BE A LONG AKWARD CONVERSATION ABOUT WHY HE WAS AT THE CLUB IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Dieter(Prisoner): THE FLAMES WOULD EXTINGUISH OUT OF SHAME FOR HE IS HOTTER THAN THEY COULD EVER HOPE TO BE.
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Date: 4/3/08 08:23 am (UTC)Sileas would be the one who got tripped by people running and smashed two bottles of just retrieved vodka onto the fire. He'd literally add that to his woe begotten list (in his pocket at all times), two lines under accidentally killing his Sous' stalker with a baking sheet and tomato knife, while hiding in a corner before calling in the emergency.
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Date: 4/6/08 10:09 pm (UTC)Drake and Drekan are at bar drinking.
"I smell smoke."Drekan said. I just then a customer with a chain still on his collar and handcuffed, run into the room screaming." The building is on fire!!!!"
In one minute the room was empty except for 2 people. Drekan slowly put the glass down and looked at Drake. "You had to do it again, didn't you?"
He grabbed Drake hand and started to drag him deeper inside the club.
"I wasn't me this time I swear!!!!!!!"
"Like it wasn't you the other 4 times?"
"That was me but this time it wasn't me!!!"Drake explain trying to break free.
Drekan didn't even pay attention to him.
"I told you what will happen if you do it again. Now you will get the punishment for what you did.I have all I need in this club." He calmly said.
" But the fire..."
" Our kind is NOT affected by flames."
"NOOOOO!!! LET ME!!!!LET ME GO!!!!!!!"
Hidden in the shadows a figure grimed. Drake was right it wasn't his fault this time. It was all part of his plan.
They had agreed to share Drekan, and Drake had ruined his time.He had planed everything but that bastard destroyed it. His grim widen when the yelps stared.
That is why he adored Drekan, he had a kinky side and was a BDMS master. How he loved to be on the receiving end and to look at Drekan work. With the club burning no one will interrupt them and tonight this he put on quite a show.
That will teach Drake to get in his way.
He doubt Drake will be able to walk after this, at list for a few days.He will have Draken all to himself.