Not good

[tsaiko]

Why yes body, I would love to start my period, bleed like a stuck pig, have severe cramps, have dizzy spells during class and battle bouts of nausea until I say "Screw this" and go home, missing my last class right before a mid-term. Thank you for this lovely opportunity.

If anyone needs me, I will be on my couch with my kitties catching up on schoolwork.

Comments

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

*pets* I woke up this morning thinking, 'it's coming.' But maybe I was having sympathy for you, instead.

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

I woke up this morning thinking, 'it's coming.'

Now see, that just reminds me of those people in major cities who hold signs saying "The end is near." Maybe they should read "The period is coming."

Wasn't it skylark97 who said something about internet hormones causing all the females on her friend's list to start at once?

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

^_^

Yes, but I tend to be an alpha bleeder (everybody follows me) and you are ahead of me. Though... I've been all mess up lately. My doctor said he could put me on 'period control pills.' I raised a brow and he said, 'well, yes, they are birth control pills, but that wouldn't be why you'd be using them.' My main issue is that I would never be able to remember to take a pill every day.

Though... a shot every three months and no period? That could work. And women on birth control have a lower chance of getting breast cancer, or some such thing. Food for thought.