KINGDOM HEARTS!

[tsaiko]

Going back and watching someone play Kingdom Hearts after seeing KH2 will make you feel like a great big ol' pedophile. OMG, Sora is tiny. And squeaky! His voice is in the same register as Kairi's. Why do they all have to look so young? Why did I have to perv so hard on them when they did?

Also shoiryu figured out the real reason Riku runs like he's holding his pants up in the second game. "Dammit Sora! I'm pissed because you closed my hand in the Door of Light when you lock me and King Mickey in!"

Tsaiko: So I have this idea.
Wolf: Oh god.
Tsaiko: We make this game. There's this boy who got to sleep through puberty so he's kind of a social retard. But that doesn't matter because he can fix everyone's problems. He has this friend. Only his friend's heart was eaten by darkness and he's all "Angst. Woe. No one can know about it." This doesn't stop the boy. He's determined to find his friend. So he travels around all these worlds while his friend tries to sabotage his efforts to find him. Only in the end, it's no use because his friend finds him.
Wolf: ...
Tsaiko:And do you what it will be called?
Wolf: Kingdom Hearts 2?
Tsaiko:*slyly* No. Finding Emo.
Wolf: I hate you so very much right now.

Now I am off to bed!

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