The strangeness of life

[tsaiko]

There's nothing like getting up at 7am on a Saturday, listening to cheesy 80's love songs, have cats lay on me, and then go out to dig through bits of dead things in boxes while cursing loudly at them in the hopes that I can figure out what bit of dead thing they are. Then I get picked up by the girlfriend, eat lunch, come home, write porn to send to a perfect stranger, and then treat miome to a movie (The Corpse Bride) and dinner (heeee! Date!).

What did I do to have my life so good?