To my cats
Saturday, August 25th, 2012 01:57 pmDear cats,
We are not moving.
I know every time we move furniture you think we're moving again, and it terrifies you. How do I know? Because you go into a room on the other side of the house and meow. And meow. And then sing some kitty opera for good measure. But I assure you we are not moving. The reason the dining room table is in the kitchen, and not the dining room, is because we bought a rug. Before we can put down the rug, we need to move the furniture. Once we moved the furniture, we discovered dried kitty puke. This means we had to mop the floor before we could put the rug down. So really, you brought this on yourselves by selves by doing a stealth puke. Otherwise, the furniture would have been back in place 30 minutes ago and you wouldn't be OMG TERRIFIED that we're going to put you in the traveling crate again.
I wish I knew cat for "We're not moving."
Hugs and kisses,
Tsaiko
We are not moving.
I know every time we move furniture you think we're moving again, and it terrifies you. How do I know? Because you go into a room on the other side of the house and meow. And meow. And then sing some kitty opera for good measure. But I assure you we are not moving. The reason the dining room table is in the kitchen, and not the dining room, is because we bought a rug. Before we can put down the rug, we need to move the furniture. Once we moved the furniture, we discovered dried kitty puke. This means we had to mop the floor before we could put the rug down. So really, you brought this on yourselves by selves by doing a stealth puke. Otherwise, the furniture would have been back in place 30 minutes ago and you wouldn't be OMG TERRIFIED that we're going to put you in the traveling crate again.
I wish I knew cat for "We're not moving."
Hugs and kisses,
Tsaiko
