I have found the only thing that would have made Twilight good

Tsaiko: This cold medicine gave me the strangest dream last night.
Miome: Oh?
Tsaiko: I think I was supposed to be Bella from Twilight.
Miome: That doesn't sound good.
Tsaiko: Only there were dinosaurs. So I'm not 100% sure on that.
Miome: *cracks up laughing*