This does not bode well

Adobe Illustrator is a product of Satan. SATAN. How in bloody hell do I turn the lock to grid feature off?

ARRRRRRGH.

EDIT: Thanks Adobe. Because of course the first place I'd look for a grid feature is under View. Not.

EDIT 2.0: OMG, this program goes down more often than a $2 whore! I didn't think any program could crash faster, harder and more often than ArcGIS.