Signs, signs, every where signs

I was telling my fellow grad students about walking through the science building and seeing my poster on the wall. I knew one of my committee members had requested a copy. I just didn't realize she was going to print it out and put it up for everyone to see. It looks really nice though. One of the other grad students said I should stand in front of it and go "Man, that Tsaiko has some really interesting research." I admit it, I'm tempted. XD

On the swine flu front, my University has put up these absolutely ridiculous signs in the bathroom. It's like we're back in kindergarten. This is how the signs read:

• Wet
  
• Wash with soap for at least 20 seconds
  
• Rinse
  
• Dry
  
• Use paper towel to turn off water
  

Beyond the ridiculousness of using a paper towel to turn off the water then immediately turning around and touching the door handle that 20 million other people have touched, I love how they seem incapable of writing complete sentences. There are also other signs telling such tidbits as "Do not cough into your hands and then touch surfaces" and "If you are sick, stay home."

Wow. Common sense. Please get some.

3 out of 6 drabbles

Five Six drabbles meme, because I decided to do more than five since aggybird needed cheering up and someone requested one from the minotaur story. I have three more to go. I would have had them done sooner, but this week has been hellish thesis wise.

Pawn Shop Story: Graham and the demon

Minotaur/goblin story

STFU: Justin, campus queen, explainer of euphemisms