Also it seems the yellow funk has descended full force on NC. For those of you who are not from the South, the yellow funk is when every tree decides to try and mate by release tons of tree bukkake into the air. It covers everything left outside: cars, windows, parking lots, etc. The entire world becomes vaguely yellow. During bad years, bees attempt to pollinate parked cars.
This is supposed to be one of the bad years.
Lovely.