Damn you body parts!

Dear Ovaries,

If you want me to start my period, then make me start my period. Otherwise STFU.

Also, stop screwing around with my IBS. That hurts.

No love,
Tsaiko

In exercise news, I swear I'm going to kill Kira. At least Nadia has the brains to watch me from a distance with a look that says "Why is mommy acting like a retard?"

Thanks Inspiration. -_-

Why yes inspiration, I would love a new complex, novel length story as opposed to the desire to finish something I'm working on. Thank you so much for beating this story into my brain on the way home from work.

Not.