A play in two acts, one character
Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 07:13 pmAct I:
Tsaiko: *eating chocolate chip muffin*
Tsaiko: This muffin is kind of chewy and tastes strange.
Tsaiko: *dawning realization* ACK!
Tsaiko: THIS MUFFIN HAS TWO WRAPPERS!
Act II:
Tsaiko: *tries on bridesmaid dress and goes to the living room*
Tsaiko: OMG, this dress is black! They send me the wrong dress.
Tsaiko: *calls her sister up* You are not going to believe this. They sent me the wrong dress. Bitch, bitch, moan, moan.
Tsaiko: *hangs up and goes upstairs*
Tsaiko: Wtf? Now the dress looks navy.
Tsaiko: *realizes that the lights in the livingroom are yellowish, which will make blues look grayer/blacker*
Tsaiko: *calls sister* Ignore the first message. I'm an idiot. The dress is fine.
Tsaiko: *eating chocolate chip muffin*
Tsaiko: This muffin is kind of chewy and tastes strange.
Tsaiko: *dawning realization* ACK!
Tsaiko: THIS MUFFIN HAS TWO WRAPPERS!
Act II:
Tsaiko: *tries on bridesmaid dress and goes to the living room*
Tsaiko: OMG, this dress is black! They send me the wrong dress.
Tsaiko: *calls her sister up* You are not going to believe this. They sent me the wrong dress. Bitch, bitch, moan, moan.
Tsaiko: *hangs up and goes upstairs*
Tsaiko: Wtf? Now the dress looks navy.
Tsaiko: *realizes that the lights in the livingroom are yellowish, which will make blues look grayer/blacker*
Tsaiko: *calls sister* Ignore the first message. I'm an idiot. The dress is fine.
