Never a dull moment

*Tsaiko happily working at work*
*Co-worker approaches desk*
Co-worker: EEP! *bangs on desk* WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!
Tsaiko: O_O
Co-worker: THERE WAS A SPIDER!
Tsaiko: *looks* You mean that piece of lint there?
Co-worker: NO! It was moving.
Tsaiko: *looks again and only sees the remains of a very, very flat piece of lint* Right...

And for miome, here is the post about the cake with Microsoft errors.