A Joyous Holiday Season play: the final act

Sorry I didn't get this up yesterday, but I FFXII and the urge to nap on my couch sucked me in. I now give you the conclusion of the play. First part, in case you missed it, can be found here. If I ever get motivated, I might actually write the story as opposed to this brief synopsis. Though I have to say, it's pretty hysterical as is.

( Just when you think it's safe to go back on stage )