Young Avengers: The fandom is not going to know what hit them

I don't have time to write this story right now, but I wanted to at least briefly describe it here so I don't forget. Started with the idea of "What would be the most embarrassing thing Billy's parents could show Teddy?" It's traditional. Parents must have some blackmail material on your to show your boyfriend/girlfriend.

As a side note: in one of the author interviews, we find out that the Kaplans are Jewish.

( Billy Kaplan starring in one Joyous Holiday Season play, circa first grade )

There is one final part to this monstrosity of a play, but lunch is calling. I WILL FINISH THIS LATER.