Laundry is a necessity.

Tsaiko: I give unto you, our last pair of clean underwear in the hopes that you will venture forth to Target and acquire more.
Miome: I accept.

We need to do laundry something bad. Also:

Miome: Do you need somehting else from Target? I don't want to walk in and just buy underwear. It would look wrong.
Tsaiko: What? Doesn't everyone get underwear at 6:40am?

I have fifteen minutes until I leave for work. I bet she's had to go down to Wally World because Target is closed. I hope I'm not late due to lack of clean undies.

EDIT:
Miome: I'm sorry. Target was closed so I had to go to the Evil Empire.
Tsaiko: I do not care.
Miome: So your undies could be pure evil and you wouldn't care?
Tsaiko: My butt is cold and I'm late. No.

GW SMP Fanfic: Sparkle

As promised, this is the Gundam Wing fanfic I wrote for frogy from the snail_mail_porn community. She asked that it be 1x2, be set after Endless Waltz, and contain the word "sparkle" (blink and you miss it). Requirements for the month said it had to include fireworks.

Here it is. As always, please point out any mistakes so I can correct them before this goes up on my webpage. Enjoy.

( GW Fanfic, Sparkle, R for sexual situations, language )