Terrible. Just terrible.

I am sure you will all be shocked - SHOCKED! - to learn that the "Contains tastefully enormous penises" story was awful. Really awful. So awful that when miome suggested a ridiculous title of "Captain Long Schlong and the Golden Booty" I told her I would rather have read that book.

How bad was this story? I highlighted a quote from the story to illustrate my point.

"No miracle. Just my mother and my amazing cunt."

I don't think anything more needs to be said.