As the days go by...

You know, when I do something incredibly painful like pull my groin muscle I want it to be because I was doing something exciting. Something adventurous. Hell, even something risque.

I do not want to do it in my sleep with no idea of how the hell I managed it.

Would you like to take a survey?

I am signed up for about four different on-line survey companies. I do this mostly because you get paid for the surveys. Not a lot, but enough for an occasional tank of gas.

Tonight, I am taking this survey about "feminine hygiene products."

( Cut for ranting, TMI, and casting aspersions on the survey writers. )