Unintentional hilarity

miome and I went out for Vietnamese for lunch today. At the end of the meal, we got fortune cookies. Of course, I automatically add "in bed" to the end. Today it produced this hilarious result:

"A man's greatest possession is a sympathetic wife in bed."

Maybe I should send all these penis enlargement emails to him. XD

Forbidden Fruit: Return of the tomatoes!

It's influence keeps spreading. I just put Forbidden Fruit up on Fictionpress.

I cannot wait to see what kind of reviews I get.