Young Avengers: I didn't do it
Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 09:30 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tsaikoIn which there is porn. And the Young Avengers. But not the Young Avengers in porn.
Author's Note: I'd feel worse for Tommy if I wasn't drawing from experience to write this. Only I was with my mom and not friends.
"Tommy!" Tommy was use to people saying his name in that shocked tone. Usually it meant that he'd succeeded in whatever he was trying to do. This time was a little different though. For one thing, it wasn't often he got the entire team to shout his name at the same time. For another thing, the only thing Tommy was currently doing was getting another Diet Coke from Teddy's fridge.
What the Hell?
He wandered back into Teddy's living room. Teddy, Kate, and Billy were all piled onto the couch. Eli was on the floor near the couch, and Tommy's spot on the floor on the opposite end of the couch was still there. Cassie had the over stuffed chair. Jonas was perched on the arm, though past experience said that he would eventually moved to floor as well. Everyone was staring at the large flat-screen TV.
A screen which was currently filled with an up-close shot of some women's naked breasts.
"Woah. Tits." Another equally naked woman appeared on screen. "Hot."
"You did this on purpose," Eli accused. It took every ounce or willpower Tommy had to pull his eyes away from the screen where the two women were now pressing their breasts together and making out.
"What? Did what? Nobody saw me do it, and nobody can prove I did it," Tommy said automatically. Then he shut his eyes and shook his head. "Wait. That makes me sound guilty. Why are we watching porn?"
"That's the disc that was in the DVD player," Kate said. The two women on screen were in the middle of cheesy dialogue. Even Tommy was vaguely horrified to find out one of the women was calling herself Bambi. Speaking in stilted, awkwardly worded sentences didn't interfere with their ability to touch each other though. "The one you said we were watching."
"Okay. That's not mine. And it's not..." One second he was near the kitchen. The next he was hitting the eject button on the DVD. Repeatedly. "...I swear I put the DVD from the store in there."
"You rented lesbian porn using my video card?" Billy demanded. "Wait... that's not what I meant to say. You rented any porn using my video card? Tommy, my parents can see that account."
"I didn't rent porn on your account," Tommy grabbed the disc as soon as it was ejected and then zipped over to the table with the box. He held it towards Billy. "See? Rush Hour 2. Not porn."
"I almost wish you had rented the porn," Billy said. "That movie is terrible."
"The disc must have gotten switched at the store," Teddy said. "It happens sometimes."
"See? Not my fault. At all." Tommy pried open the case and put the DVD back in it. "Five minutes guys, and I'll be back with the movie. It's just a quick run there and back." Then he was out the door.
"Check the disc this time!" Cassie yelled after him.
Author's Note: I'd feel worse for Tommy if I wasn't drawing from experience to write this. Only I was with my mom and not friends.
"Tommy!" Tommy was use to people saying his name in that shocked tone. Usually it meant that he'd succeeded in whatever he was trying to do. This time was a little different though. For one thing, it wasn't often he got the entire team to shout his name at the same time. For another thing, the only thing Tommy was currently doing was getting another Diet Coke from Teddy's fridge.
What the Hell?
He wandered back into Teddy's living room. Teddy, Kate, and Billy were all piled onto the couch. Eli was on the floor near the couch, and Tommy's spot on the floor on the opposite end of the couch was still there. Cassie had the over stuffed chair. Jonas was perched on the arm, though past experience said that he would eventually moved to floor as well. Everyone was staring at the large flat-screen TV.
A screen which was currently filled with an up-close shot of some women's naked breasts.
"Woah. Tits." Another equally naked woman appeared on screen. "Hot."
"You did this on purpose," Eli accused. It took every ounce or willpower Tommy had to pull his eyes away from the screen where the two women were now pressing their breasts together and making out.
"What? Did what? Nobody saw me do it, and nobody can prove I did it," Tommy said automatically. Then he shut his eyes and shook his head. "Wait. That makes me sound guilty. Why are we watching porn?"
"That's the disc that was in the DVD player," Kate said. The two women on screen were in the middle of cheesy dialogue. Even Tommy was vaguely horrified to find out one of the women was calling herself Bambi. Speaking in stilted, awkwardly worded sentences didn't interfere with their ability to touch each other though. "The one you said we were watching."
"Okay. That's not mine. And it's not..." One second he was near the kitchen. The next he was hitting the eject button on the DVD. Repeatedly. "...I swear I put the DVD from the store in there."
"You rented lesbian porn using my video card?" Billy demanded. "Wait... that's not what I meant to say. You rented any porn using my video card? Tommy, my parents can see that account."
"I didn't rent porn on your account," Tommy grabbed the disc as soon as it was ejected and then zipped over to the table with the box. He held it towards Billy. "See? Rush Hour 2. Not porn."
"I almost wish you had rented the porn," Billy said. "That movie is terrible."
"The disc must have gotten switched at the store," Teddy said. "It happens sometimes."
"See? Not my fault. At all." Tommy pried open the case and put the DVD back in it. "Five minutes guys, and I'll be back with the movie. It's just a quick run there and back." Then he was out the door.
"Check the disc this time!" Cassie yelled after him.
